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<i>Did you read the box?</i>

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It says, uh...

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how to make four or six of these things,

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but I-I only want one.

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<i>One pancake?</i>

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- Yeah, just one.
- <i>Okay.</i>

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<i>So if you want to make one pancake,</i>

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I suggest you adjust the
recipe to 1/4 cup of flour.

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- 1/4 cup?
- <i>Mm-hmm.</i>

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I don't have one of those.

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Come on. You're the
representative of the pancakes.

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<i>Okay, um... You know what? Maybe
you can make some extra pancakes</i>

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<i>and give them to your friends.</i>

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I don't really have any friends!

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You don't know what's going on in my life!

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<i>Uh...</i>

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<i>if you have any other
pancake-related questions,</i>

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<i>feel free to call back.</i>

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Can you tell me how to turn the heat down?

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This thing's, like,
impossible to figure out.

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Are you seriously calling me to find out

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how to turn down the thermostat?

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You're saying it like I'm an idiot,

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but the thing is, uh,
you know, it says, "Cool,"

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and when I touch this other thing, it...

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Carm?

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Carm?

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Shake.

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<i>Yes.</i>

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Uh, Dice.

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Uh-huh.

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<i>Look, I know you're mad at
me about that whole thing,</i>

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but I'm calling about something else.

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Oh, yeah? What's that?

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You know when we went to see

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Still Rebel open up the Ozzfest?

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- <i>Uh-huh.</i>
- We had those little battery-operated fans

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for when it got, like, real hot.

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Would you know where those are?

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Just because we're in a fight,
I'm not gonna be an asshole.

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They're in the top drawer
of your desk in your office,

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on the left-hand side.

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Thank you. I really appreciate that.

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You see, you're really a good friend.

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- We're not friends.
- I know. I know.

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Well, we're about to start shooting here,

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so I got to get off the phone, okay?

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I'm really, like, busy, too.

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Oh!

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Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice!

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Top of the world, Ma.

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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com

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Kiddin'?

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<i>Yeah, Russell.</i>

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<i>I just got a check for a
half a million dollars.</i>

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So what do I do?

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What should you do?! Cash it!

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Right now?

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When someone sends you a check
for a half-million dollars,

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you cash it and cash it quick.

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You're right. You're right. I'm goin'.

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Don't walk to the bank, run!

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_

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_

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You got Dice.

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Hey, Dice! Yakov here!

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- <i>How you doing?</i>
- I'm in Laos.

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We should get some dinner.

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Yakov, slow down.

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Where the fuck is Laos?

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I don't know.

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It's somewhere near Thailand.

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But who cares, as long as
they're paying us, right?

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- Paying us for what?
- <i>What do you mean? Your show tonight.</i>

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I just saw the marquee on
the theater. It's beautiful.

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"Andrew Dice Clay tonight, live!"

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<i>Laos, Thailand,</i>

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I don't know what the
fuck you're talking about.

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Call me when you get
back to town, all right?

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I'd love to see you.

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So no dinner?

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- What's goin' on, Dawg?
- How you doing?

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- Hey.
- How you doin', sweetheart?

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Scotty, get the fuck...
You crazy fuck, you.

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"Nasal Tone"!

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Get over here.

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How are you?

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- Hey, Dawg.
- Hey.

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Ruby!

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Altman.

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Get over there. How <i>you</i> doin'?

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So, I'm pumped.

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I haven't been able to do a show all week.

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Dice. What's up?

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Brioni.

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- How you doing?
- How's it going?

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- Good, good. Uh...
- Good house?

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- It's a great crowd.
- I'm so pumped.

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Maybe I'll start with
some of the older stuff,

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like why'd the monkey fall from the tree?

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- It was dead.
- Okay.

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Why'd the second monkey fall?

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Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why'd the third monkey fall?

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- Also dead.
- Peer pressure.

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- Oh! Not "also dead."
- All right.

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Listen, man, we got a problem.

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Yeah, something I haven't
actually dealt with before,

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but, um, we... we got
a cease-and-desist order.

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What... what does that even mean?

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It means there's no show
tonight. You can't go onstage.

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W-What are you talking about?

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This thing came, all right,

114
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and, uh, went to all
the club owners in Vegas,

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went to all the club
owners around the country.

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Apparently, something in your act

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is infringing on some trademarked material.

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- Take this.
- Look, I'm sorry, man. You're my friend.

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Well, who's doing this?

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Some guy named Gary Yang.

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And here's the thing, I can't mess around

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with a cease-and-desist, Dice,
especially one from China.

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It's a no-win for me, it's
a no-win for the casino,

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it's a no-win for the Laugh Factory.

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So what am I gonna do here?

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- I do have an idea.
- What?

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You're just not allowed
to be Dice anymore onstage,

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but you can be other people.

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What if you're just Andrew?

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No jacket, no cigarettes, no gloves.

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- I'll take your glasses.
- Touch the glasses,

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- I'll chop your fuckin' hands off.
- Right.

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Just trying to find a loophole.

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What the fuck are we gonna do, man?

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Why you getting comfortable?
You bring me bad news.

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- Get out of here.
- All right.

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- Walk out of here.
- All right.

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Walk out the door.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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- Dice man.
- Hey. Dawg.

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Hey. How you doing, man?

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Sorry to keep you waiting.

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Just on the phone with my guy in China.

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What'd he have to say?

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Well, um...

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do you remember firing your old manager?

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Yeah, of course.

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Yeah, and, uh, remember
how pissed off he was?

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Actually, he wasn't. He was
glad to get away from me.

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No, no, no, no. No, he
was really, really mad.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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The, uh, last piece of
business he did was, um...

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he... he sold your name.

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- What?
- He sold your name,

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and for a big, fat finder's fee, I imagine.

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He was a smart dude.

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Who-Who'd he sell my name to?

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Your name was bought
by a Chinese billionaire

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named Gary Yang.

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He purchased the rights
to the Dice character.

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No offense to myself, but...

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honestly, why would anybody do that?

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Well, this is all hearsay,
but my guy over there says

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that when Gary Yang grew up in rural China,

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he spent all day watching one tape.

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It was a tape that changed his world.

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- Oh, the "Dice Rules."
- "Dice Rules."

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Well, this tape meant
everything to young Gary Yang.

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He didn't speak English,

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but he fell in love
with you and your comedy.

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In fact, he was the president
of your fan club in Asia.

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Well, that's not a bad thing.

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Cut to 2017,

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and Gary Yang is a wealthy billionaire.

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And he purchased Andrew Dice Clay.

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It's not a thing.

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You can't just buy a name like that.

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I feel you, but you know
how billionaires are.

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They're just gonna buy whatever they want.

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So he's got a bunch of
theaters in Southeast Asia,

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and he needs to put
product in those theaters.

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And so he wants Andrew Dice Clay.

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Listen.

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I, uh, looked this up here on the Web.

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Andrew Dice Clay from
last night in Cambodia.

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<i>You got to do it when they're not lookin'.</i>

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<i>You got to just slip it in like, "Boop!"</i>

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<i>I'm over here now.</i>

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<i>I was over there, and now I'm over here.</i>

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<i>Oh!</i>

191
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The fuck are you laughing at?!

192
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That's funny shit.

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This is bullshit, okay?

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If the guy loves me so much,

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why didn't he just fly
me out there to do a show?

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That's what I was saying.

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But he's got seven performances
a night, simultaneously,

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all across Southeast Asia.

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Listen, I can't hear this anymore.

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You're my manager.

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- Fix this problem.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Or <i>you</i> get fixed.
- Well, listen, here's the thing.

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Unfortunately, you triggered the deal

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when you cashed the check.

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You <i>told</i> me to cash the check!

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Oh, can I help you?

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Yeah, I'm looking for Milkshake.

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- Who?
- Milkshake.

209
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- Um...
- He's all right.

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L-Let him in. He's okay.

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You know what it's like?

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It's like when Prince found out

213
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the record company owned his name.

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This guy was a tortured artist.

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I'm a tortured artist.

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Why can't people just back
off and let us do our thing?

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Hey, Ron.

218
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,167
I just wanted to say thanks.
You wrote a great scene.

219
00:10:04,214 --> 00:10:05,880
Well, thanks a lot,
Larry. I appreciate that.

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00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:07,844
Would you mind signing my
script? It would mean a lot to me.

221
00:10:07,925 --> 00:10:09,064
Of course.

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00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,722
Oh, thanks, Ron.

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Geez, Shake, I'm going out of
my mind from this whole thing.

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I mean, if you're not
Milkshake and I'm not Dice,

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- then who are we?
- Well, correct me if I'm wrong,

226
00:10:21,604 --> 00:10:23,068
but I believe we're in a fight.

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Shake, look, I really need help

228
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with you with this name thing.

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So you just came here to
talk about yourself. I get it.

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No, I came here to talk
about Gary Yang, okay?

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This guy says I'm fictional?

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Let him say it to my face,

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and I'll put my fake hand
right through his fuckin' head.

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You really don't have
the ability to understand

235
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what went down between us, do you?

236
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Look, I'm sorry for that.

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You don't even... You don't
know <i>why</i> you're sorry.

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I'm not gonna bullshit
you. I am a little confused.

239
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Look, just because you're deciding

240
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that we're not in a fight

241
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doesn't mean that we're
not in a fight, all right?

242
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We're shooting now.

243
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I got to get back to work.

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00:10:57,576 --> 00:10:59,399
Yeah, Russell?

245
00:10:59,499 --> 00:11:01,682
<i>- I've got news.</i>
- Yeah, what?

246
00:11:01,782 --> 00:11:04,086
Tell me about, uh, Gary,

247
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Gary Yang, this asshole.

248
00:11:06,309 --> 00:11:07,531
Never mind Gary Yang.

249
00:11:07,631 --> 00:11:09,294
I got a gig for you that you can do

250
00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:12,138
without the gloves and without the jacket.

251
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,780
- Really?
- <i>Yeah!</i>

252
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,623
- <i>Remember Monroe: The Musical?</i>
- Yeah.

253
00:11:15,723 --> 00:11:18,267
James Woods just dropped out,

254
00:11:18,519 --> 00:11:22,136
and ABC wants Dice back!

255
00:11:22,222 --> 00:11:23,667
<i>But here's the best part.</i>

256
00:11:23,668 --> 00:11:25,838
<i>They want you, but not
as Secretary of State.</i>

257
00:11:25,863 --> 00:11:27,886
They want you to play
Monroe, the President!

258
00:11:27,986 --> 00:11:30,070
- You're kiddin'!
- <i>Well, you've gone to all the rehearsals.</i>

259
00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:31,857
You know all the music already.

260
00:11:31,919 --> 00:11:33,935
You are the guy who's
most qualified to jump in

261
00:11:34,035 --> 00:11:35,778
and do the part right now.

262
00:11:35,878 --> 00:11:38,663
<i>Besides, you already got a
pay-or-play deal in place.</i>

263
00:11:38,763 --> 00:11:41,026
That's amazing! So, how much do I get paid?

264
00:11:41,126 --> 00:11:43,149
Well, you already got <i>paid,</i>

265
00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:45,823
so it's time for you to get <i>played.</i>

266
00:11:46,864 --> 00:11:48,565
Later.

267
00:12:19,279 --> 00:12:21,351
Yeah?

268
00:12:21,376 --> 00:12:23,188
<i>Carmen. I-It's me.</i>

269
00:12:23,237 --> 00:12:26,720
Listen, um, I know we're not
supposed to really be talking, but...

270
00:12:27,932 --> 00:12:30,660
I got rehired on <i>Monroe,</i>

271
00:12:30,685 --> 00:12:32,402
and I just needed to tell somebody.

272
00:12:33,264 --> 00:12:35,679
Actually, I just needed to tell <i>you.</i>

273
00:12:36,057 --> 00:12:37,920
<i>Right now you're on the phone</i>

274
00:12:38,019 --> 00:12:40,242
<i>with the President of the United States.</i>

275
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,174
You're on with President Marilyn Monroe!

276
00:12:43,488 --> 00:12:45,252
And let me tell you something, Carm.

277
00:12:46,296 --> 00:12:48,534
You know I couldn't have
done this without you.

278
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,193
<i>You know that, right?</i>

279
00:12:50,218 --> 00:12:51,280
You just don't get it, do you?

280
00:12:51,831 --> 00:12:54,709
I supported you in everything you did.

281
00:12:54,872 --> 00:12:57,336
I put your fucking pants on in the morning.

282
00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,927
Every day was all about you all the time,

283
00:12:59,952 --> 00:13:02,330
but as soon as it was my
turn to get a little support,

284
00:13:02,376 --> 00:13:03,518
you just go MIA.

285
00:13:03,573 --> 00:13:04,700
You just didn't care.

286
00:13:04,747 --> 00:13:06,610
No, I <i>do</i> care,

287
00:13:06,663 --> 00:13:08,526
and I know how I messed up.

288
00:13:09,072 --> 00:13:10,455
At least we're on the same page now.

289
00:13:10,835 --> 00:13:12,497
Goodbye, Andrew.

290
00:13:22,814 --> 00:13:23,939
Hey, Dice.

291
00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:25,950
Woods. Hey.

292
00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:30,781
- Bring it in.
- All right.

293
00:13:30,881 --> 00:13:32,504
- Yeah.
- All right, all right!

294
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:33,906
- Come on.
- How you doing?

295
00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:35,008
I'm okay.

296
00:13:35,317 --> 00:13:37,140
I'm so sorry about all this, man.

297
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,662
I... You know, I don't...

298
00:13:38,762 --> 00:13:40,601
I don't even know what I was thinking.

299
00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:42,624
I can't even sing. You know that.

300
00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:44,788
I mean, that I'd be doing a musical?

301
00:13:44,888 --> 00:13:46,757
It was just crazy.

302
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:49,395
And all that other crap between us,

303
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,635
the Twelve and all that,
you are not a fuck-o.

304
00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:55,328
<i>I</i> am a fuck-o.

305
00:13:55,353 --> 00:13:56,649
Can you forgive me, Dice?

306
00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:58,232
- Can you?
- Of course I forgive you.

307
00:13:58,332 --> 00:14:00,415
Shit like this goes on all
the time in our business.

308
00:14:00,495 --> 00:14:02,151
Hey, I-I'm glad you're doing it, though.

309
00:14:02,151 --> 00:14:03,521
- Yeah?
- You know. Yeah.

310
00:14:03,521 --> 00:14:05,885
I mean, the script wasn't really
enough for me, to be honest,

311
00:14:05,964 --> 00:14:07,346
so it's all for the best.

312
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,371
I mean...

313
00:14:09,795 --> 00:14:11,105
let's face it, you and I...

314
00:14:12,608 --> 00:14:14,594
we are not song-and-dance men, okay?

315
00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:17,194
The idea of us getting into
tights and doing this shit,

316
00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:18,957
we'd look like a couple of assholes.

317
00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:20,239
Yeah, well, you know...

318
00:14:20,339 --> 00:14:21,461
But, you know, you're doing great.

319
00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:22,956
You're gonna kill it.
I'm... I'm happy for you.

320
00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:23,902
Yeah, thank you. Yeah, good.

321
00:14:24,003 --> 00:14:25,265
And, uh, you know,

322
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:26,708
don't say, "MacBeth," in the theater.

323
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,099
It's bad luck.

324
00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:29,922
Again, you're doing it.
You think I don't know

325
00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:31,684
what you're doing? "Don't say, 'MacBeth'?"

326
00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,983
I'm saying, "Don't say,
'MacBeth,' because it's bad luck."

327
00:14:34,008 --> 00:14:36,672
The <i>MacBeth</i> thing doesn't bother me.

328
00:14:36,779 --> 00:14:39,074
I believe in, like, the supernatural...

329
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,064
ghosts, goblins, even
seen some voodoo stuff

330
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,752
that would freak you the fuck out.

331
00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:45,171
- Mm.
- But this?

332
00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:46,892
Theater's stupid.

333
00:14:46,992 --> 00:14:48,528
Why would a ghost even care?

334
00:14:49,101 --> 00:14:50,670
- Good. Good luck with that.
- Yeah.

335
00:14:50,695 --> 00:14:52,437
- Okay?
- All right. Fuck you, Woods.

336
00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:54,499
Fuck you, Dice. All right, buddy.

337
00:14:54,524 --> 00:14:55,666
- I'll see you.
- All right.

338
00:14:55,741 --> 00:14:57,043
- I'll see you.
- See... see you later.

339
00:14:57,143 --> 00:14:58,485
Cocksucker.

340
00:15:01,272 --> 00:15:03,193
Who ever thought this day would come, huh?

341
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,296
I'm gonna crush it with this.

342
00:15:05,396 --> 00:15:06,538
Andrew.

343
00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:08,661
Dawg, you can call me Dice.

344
00:15:08,761 --> 00:15:11,386
Actually, I can't, and that's a problem.

345
00:15:11,486 --> 00:15:13,829
Uh, Gary, can you just
give us a minute, please?

346
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,493
- What are you talking about?
- We just got word

347
00:15:16,518 --> 00:15:18,595
we're not allowed to credit
you as Andrew Dice Clay.

348
00:15:18,595 --> 00:15:20,798
Yeah, but it's not like
everybody doesn't know my face.

349
00:15:20,831 --> 00:15:22,831
You think we're just gonna
credit you as Andrew Silverman?

350
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:24,805
- Silverstein.
- Well, in any case,

351
00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:26,940
this is not what the network paid for.

352
00:15:27,072 --> 00:15:30,174
We paid for a billboard
in Times fuckin' Square,

353
00:15:30,288 --> 00:15:32,872
and we paid to put the
name Andrew Dice Clay on it,

354
00:15:32,972 --> 00:15:35,035
not just some random person named Andrew.

355
00:15:35,109 --> 00:15:37,678
There's a million
Andrews. There's one Dice.

356
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:38,755
Yeah, well, that I agree with.

357
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:40,532
I'm sorry, but we're
gonna recast the President.

358
00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:42,931
- You're saying I'm fired?
- That's what I'm telling you, yeah.

359
00:15:43,031 --> 00:15:44,374
You know what? Fuck you.

360
00:15:44,399 --> 00:15:46,422
Fuck the network. Fuck everybody.

361
00:15:46,525 --> 00:15:47,695
I'm gettin' out of here.

362
00:15:47,927 --> 00:15:49,109
But before you go, uh,

363
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,094
Gary's gonna need the... the wig back.

364
00:15:51,119 --> 00:15:52,195
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

365
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:54,203
Yeah, I'll fuckin' mail it to him, okay?

366
00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:56,259
Okay. And the shirt.

367
00:15:56,307 --> 00:15:58,051
- Fuck you.
- And the brooch.

368
00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,890
Dice, they can't buy
the likeness of the character

369
00:16:07,944 --> 00:16:10,566
- if the character is who you are.
- Exactly!

370
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:12,831
As far as I'm concerned,
your mother gave birth,

371
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,312
she held you up, and said,

372
00:16:14,412 --> 00:16:16,395
"There he is, my little Andrew Dice Clay."

373
00:16:16,495 --> 00:16:17,757
It's not really the truth.

374
00:16:17,857 --> 00:16:20,521
Truth's like a 15-year-old
gymnast, flexible.

375
00:16:20,621 --> 00:16:22,444
All we got to do is we file an injunction

376
00:16:22,544 --> 00:16:25,148
that'll allow you to continue
performing as Dice immediately

377
00:16:25,228 --> 00:16:27,251
while we take our time
and build a legal case.

378
00:16:27,351 --> 00:16:29,054
That's great. That's what I need.

379
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,436
So just sit tight for a month or so

380
00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:31,838
until I get it in front of a judge.

381
00:16:31,918 --> 00:16:34,264
No, no, no. A month? I don't have a month.

382
00:16:34,289 --> 00:16:36,072
This thing goes next Friday night.

383
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:38,195
They want me to rehearse.
I got to be ready.

384
00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:39,918
This show airs live, Sydney.

385
00:16:40,018 --> 00:16:42,406
All right. I'll make some calls. Okay?

386
00:16:42,456 --> 00:16:44,765
In the meantime, I suggest
you prepare a statement.

387
00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,297
Make a statement.

388
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,881
<i>Prepare</i> a statement.

389
00:16:48,402 --> 00:16:49,762
I'll make a statement.

390
00:17:06,988 --> 00:17:08,394
Sydney, you're an animal.

391
00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:10,162
Thanks for setting this up so quick.

392
00:17:10,187 --> 00:17:12,723
Dice, we're gonna tear this
case a new asshole, all right?

393
00:17:12,763 --> 00:17:14,575
- You can count on me.
- Beautiful, beautiful.

394
00:17:14,661 --> 00:17:15,923
Please rise!

395
00:17:16,023 --> 00:17:18,651
The honorable Judge Smith is now presiding!

396
00:17:19,648 --> 00:17:20,778
Aw, shit.

397
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:22,977
I got to go.

398
00:17:23,052 --> 00:17:24,430
- What do you mean you got to go?
- I got to go.

399
00:17:24,455 --> 00:17:26,023
This guy, he could throw me in contempt.

400
00:17:26,071 --> 00:17:27,272
I have a history with this judge.

401
00:17:27,353 --> 00:17:30,157
- What kind of history?
- I f... I fucked his wife.

402
00:17:31,564 --> 00:17:33,547
Dawg, you got to get your shit together.

403
00:17:33,572 --> 00:17:34,679
Come on.

404
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,462
I'm a piece of shit, Dice, I really am.

405
00:17:36,561 --> 00:17:37,774
I'm sorry. I got to go.

406
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,951
Where you going? You can't...

407
00:17:40,256 --> 00:17:42,176
And good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

408
00:17:42,276 --> 00:17:44,780
This hearing is now in session in the case

409
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,983
of Andrew Silverstein vs....

410
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,427
No, that's Andrew Dice Clay.

411
00:17:50,321 --> 00:17:51,877
But you can call me Dice.

412
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:54,158
And where is your counsel?

413
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,693
Dice will be representing Dice.

414
00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:00,508
All right.

415
00:18:01,757 --> 00:18:04,069
Now, as stated in your filing

416
00:18:04,108 --> 00:18:05,651
submitted to the state of Nevada,

417
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,894
the defendant seeks temporary injunction

418
00:18:07,994 --> 00:18:11,619
to allow himself to perform
as Andrew Dice Clay...

419
00:18:11,719 --> 00:18:13,582
Thank you guys for coming, really.

420
00:18:13,682 --> 00:18:16,106
- Sydney subpoenaed us.
- Yeah, we had to come.

421
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:17,951
It's still a beautiful gesture.

422
00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:19,894
It's not a gesture.
We're avoiding jail time.

423
00:18:19,994 --> 00:18:22,813
Now will the defense please state his case?

424
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,166
Yeah.

425
00:18:30,269 --> 00:18:32,973
Your Honor, ladies and
gentlemen of the jury...

426
00:18:33,073 --> 00:18:36,178
This is a hearing. There is no jury.

427
00:18:36,278 --> 00:18:37,981
So, uh, who do I talk to?

428
00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:39,613
Please, there is no smoking in here.

429
00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:47,876
- That's what I'm talkin' about, Judge.
- Mm-hmm.

430
00:18:47,976 --> 00:18:51,163
Dice used to be Andrew Clay Silverstein,

431
00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:53,177
nice Jewish kid from Brooklyn.

432
00:18:53,908 --> 00:18:55,811
Worked in a grocery store.

433
00:18:55,911 --> 00:18:59,015
Little old lady had her bags of groceries,

434
00:18:59,115 --> 00:19:01,059
I'd carry it to the car for her.

435
00:19:01,159 --> 00:19:04,424
I would open doors when
I had a date with a girl.

436
00:19:04,524 --> 00:19:05,642
Things like that.

437
00:19:06,738 --> 00:19:08,410
But then, as I grew up,

438
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:12,437
I saw that people aren't so nice.

439
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,790
I had to protect myself from the world.

440
00:19:15,277 --> 00:19:18,087
Andrew Silverstein starts to disappear,

441
00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,422
and the "Dice Man" walks the earth.

442
00:19:21,544 --> 00:19:24,322
I mean, the shit I do... Here, look.

443
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:26,704
My best friend, Milkshake,

444
00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:30,611
wrote a screenplay about my life.

445
00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:34,096
And I went so berserk on his set,

446
00:19:34,196 --> 00:19:36,339
they nearly had to close down production.

447
00:19:37,364 --> 00:19:39,833
And my girl, my rock,

448
00:19:40,841 --> 00:19:43,701
who's always been there for
me through thick and thin,

449
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,426
minute she has something special,

450
00:19:46,841 --> 00:19:49,551
a ceremony celebrating her,

451
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,029
and where was I?

452
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,363
I forgot.

453
00:19:52,463 --> 00:19:54,967
I'm sorry. I don't understand.

454
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,491
Andrew Silverstein wouldn't have forgot.

455
00:19:57,841 --> 00:20:00,345
Andrew would've bought her flowers.

456
00:20:00,445 --> 00:20:02,909
He would've wrote a beautiful card

457
00:20:03,009 --> 00:20:06,285
and told her how much he
loves her, but, no, not Dice.

458
00:20:07,747 --> 00:20:08,929
Dice forgot.

459
00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:11,534
And I'm sorry for that.

460
00:20:12,769 --> 00:20:14,167
That being said,

461
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:16,581
Ms. Carmen Fieri,

462
00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:18,136
can you tell me

463
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,708
who missed that awards ceremony?

464
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,058
An asshole?

465
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,014
Does that asshole have a name,

466
00:20:26,114 --> 00:20:28,577
and is he in this courtroom?

467
00:20:29,038 --> 00:20:31,699
Yes, his name is Andrew Dice Clay.

468
00:20:31,699 --> 00:20:33,353
Andrew Dice Clay.

469
00:20:33,856 --> 00:20:35,065
I'm the asshole.

470
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:37,078
In closing, Your Honor,

471
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,688
Dice will always

472
00:20:39,735 --> 00:20:41,732
continue to fuck things up

473
00:20:42,466 --> 00:20:46,248
because, Your Honor, I <i>am</i> Dice.

474
00:20:47,624 --> 00:20:49,007
I rest my case.

475
00:20:55,305 --> 00:20:57,112
It's the opinion of this court that

476
00:20:57,151 --> 00:21:00,791
even if this "Dice" persona
started out as a character,

477
00:21:01,037 --> 00:21:04,222
over the years, the line
between character and person

478
00:21:04,322 --> 00:21:05,864
has been indistinguishable.

479
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,228
This court rules in favor
of Andrew Silverstein,

480
00:21:08,328 --> 00:21:11,593
and you are hereby allowed
to perform as Andrew Dice Clay

481
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,242
in any of the five
continents not named Asia.

482
00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:15,383
Injunction granted.

483
00:21:15,739 --> 00:21:18,051
Yes! Thank you! Thank you!

484
00:21:18,558 --> 00:21:20,703
Shake, I really apologize.

485
00:21:20,735 --> 00:21:21,738
Hey, don't worry about me.

486
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,347
We're good, buddy. We're good.

487
00:21:23,539 --> 00:21:25,602
- Go catch up with Carmen there.
- Okay, okay.

488
00:21:29,504 --> 00:21:30,613
Carmen.

489
00:21:30,638 --> 00:21:32,193
Carmen. Wait up.

490
00:21:33,663 --> 00:21:34,871
Look, um...

491
00:21:34,933 --> 00:21:37,398
Nice performance. I told
you you're a great actor.

492
00:21:37,675 --> 00:21:39,297
If there was anything in that room,

493
00:21:39,322 --> 00:21:40,524
that was not acting.

494
00:21:41,228 --> 00:21:43,088
I was telling you how I feel about you.

495
00:21:43,913 --> 00:21:44,758
Yeah?

496
00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:45,851
Yes.

497
00:21:46,148 --> 00:21:48,692
And I know I haven't treated you

498
00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:52,317
exactly the way... the
way I should treat you.

499
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,904
Now I'm doing <i>Monroe</i> again.

500
00:21:56,492 --> 00:21:57,859
Gonna make you proud.

501
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,004
I <i>am</i> proud.

502
00:21:59,754 --> 00:22:00,896
Maybe, uh...

503
00:22:01,479 --> 00:22:03,232
you know, I'll get you a ticket.

504
00:22:04,746 --> 00:22:06,890
Andrew, y-you always know just what to say,

505
00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:09,013
and then you draw me back in.

506
00:22:09,113 --> 00:22:11,986
And then, the second you get comfortable,

507
00:22:12,441 --> 00:22:14,460
you just go back to treating me like...

508
00:22:15,309 --> 00:22:17,421
like someone who's not as important as you.

509
00:22:17,825 --> 00:22:20,691
And I know a lot of that's on
me for allowing that to happen,

510
00:22:20,747 --> 00:22:24,053
but I just... I can't... I'm sorry.

511
00:22:24,152 --> 00:22:25,670
- I can't. I got to go.
- Babe. Babe.

512
00:22:27,934 --> 00:22:28,952
Carm.

513
00:22:46,389 --> 00:22:49,320
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

514
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,512
<i>welcome to the Tropicana Theater.</i>

515
00:22:51,513 --> 00:22:54,218
<i>Please take your seats.
The show is about to begin.</i>

516
00:22:54,318 --> 00:22:55,936
Oh, there you are. We got to go.

517
00:22:55,961 --> 00:22:59,066
- Come on, places! Everyone, places!
- I'm over here now.

518
00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:01,625
Hey, Dice, are... are you ready?

519
00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:02,895
I mean, I hope so

520
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,889
because there's gonna be like
12 million people watching,

521
00:23:04,911 --> 00:23:06,734
and it's live. There's no second chances.

522
00:23:06,811 --> 00:23:07,742
Dice?

523
00:23:14,867 --> 00:23:16,045
Dice?

524
00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,962
- Everything all right?
- I'm ready.

525
00:23:17,962 --> 00:23:20,426
Ready? Great. Okay, so go... go kill 'em.

526
00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:21,588
Dawg. Dawg.

527
00:23:21,688 --> 00:23:22,910
- Let's do it.
- All right.

528
00:23:22,963 --> 00:23:24,533
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

529
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:28,202
<i>live from the Tropicana Hotel
and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada,</i>

530
00:23:28,272 --> 00:23:31,610
<i>performed in front of a live
Tropicana Theater audience</i>

531
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:35,535
<i>and beamed into millions
of homes around the world,</i>

532
00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:37,868
<i>put your hands together for</i>

533
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,791
<i>Monroe: The Musical!</i>

534
00:23:47,951 --> 00:23:50,322
? <i>Who wrote their way to the top</i> ?

535
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:53,276
? <i>And into your sov'reign hearts?</i> ?

536
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:55,004
- ? <i>Monroe</i> ?
- ? <i>That's right</i> ?

537
00:23:55,146 --> 00:23:57,570
? <i>Who wouldn't stop till he had</i> ?

538
00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:00,482
? <i>A proper Bill of Rights to impart?</i> ?

539
00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:01,736
? <i>Monroe</i> ?

540
00:24:01,836 --> 00:24:03,218
? <i>You're looking at him, kid</i> ?

541
00:24:04,961 --> 00:24:06,813
? <i>His politics are steady</i> ?

542
00:24:07,139 --> 00:24:10,725
? <i>Madison, take a bow</i> ?

543
00:24:12,507 --> 00:24:14,490
? <i>Who's your founding daddy?</i> ?

544
00:24:14,590 --> 00:24:17,655
? <i>I'm the toast of the town</i> ?

545
00:24:20,519 --> 00:24:24,305
? <i>The name's James Monroe</i> ?

546
00:24:24,405 --> 00:24:27,310
? <i>From seashore to countryside</i> ?

547
00:24:27,410 --> 00:24:31,175
? <i>I'm your guide, Monroe</i> ?

548
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:36,643
? <i>Monroe is the man</i> ?

549
00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:38,646
? <i>More than a doctrine</i> ?

550
00:24:38,746 --> 00:24:41,050
? <i>'Cause Monroe is the man</i> ?

551
00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:44,984
? <i>Who held down borders
while giving the order?</i> ?

552
00:24:46,257 --> 00:24:48,541
- ? <i>Suck it, Spain</i> ?
- ? <i>Monroe</i> ?

553
00:24:48,641 --> 00:24:52,870
? <i>Commander of war, but also a lover</i> ?

554
00:24:52,895 --> 00:24:55,512
- ? <i>Betty Ross knew I had game</i> ? <i>
- Shegetz!</i>

555
00:24:56,824 --> 00:24:57,915
? <i>Elected twice</i> ?

556
00:24:58,015 --> 00:25:00,199
? <i>Ran unopposed</i> ?

557
00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:03,884
? <i>I'm the guy all the guys chose</i> ?

558
00:25:03,984 --> 00:25:06,729
? <i>'Cause women</i> ?

559
00:25:06,829 --> 00:25:08,491
? <i>Weren't allowed to vote?</i> ?

560
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:11,163
<i>Come on. Chicks love me.</i>

561
00:25:13,839 --> 00:25:15,902
? <i>His politics are steady</i> ?

562
00:25:16,002 --> 00:25:19,708
? <i>Madison, take a bow</i> ?

563
00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:23,434
? <i>Who's your founding daddy?</i> ?

564
00:25:23,534 --> 00:25:26,638
? <i>I'm the toast of the town</i> ?

565
00:25:29,743 --> 00:25:33,409
? <i>Let history show</i> ?

566
00:25:33,509 --> 00:25:36,740
? <i>I'm much more than a doctrine</i> ?

567
00:25:37,194 --> 00:25:39,005
? <i>I'm the man</i> ?

568
00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:53,779
Carmen, we did it!

569
00:25:55,682 --> 00:25:58,303
You speak a lot of truths, Mr. Monroe.

570
00:25:58,303 --> 00:26:01,325
- What? Go back.
- Dice, we're still live.

571
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:02,926
Aw, fuck me.

572
00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:05,377
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573
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